Marital Rating Scale from 1939. Wife’s Chart. Is it wrong that I think these are delightful? Particularly these sins for which you get points taken off:
1. Slow in coming to bed–delays till husband is almost asleep.
5. Wears red nail polish.
and my favoritest..
9. Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them.
Update: Yes, there is a Husband Scale. And it’s kind of great. (Via Mind Hacks). My absolute favoritest-est? Earn yourself 20 Merit Points by…
38. Ardent Lover–sees that wife has orgasm in marital congress.
