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Alice Cooper for V.P.

May 27, 2008

  (Via Mighty God King). Hee. hee.. Chuckle it up.

Alice Cooper

PROS:
– will introduce America to desperately needed alternative diets, IE, eating a snake live on stage
– no way in hell anybody tries to assassinate Obama now
– campaign will be the first campaign in history to have good theme music

CONS:
– campaigned against John Kerry in 2004, could depress base
– “School’s Out” evidences dangerous potential for interest in school privatization, which could hurt campaign with teacher’s unions
– may steal Michelle Obama’s mascara

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