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Internal Monologue Hour: Billboards

April 1, 2010

Me: So you know, what’s her face – that one – she is on a giant billboard on Airport Road. It’s a Slice Ad (Mango Juice).

Voice in my Head (VINH): Yeah, what about it?

Me: Well, have you noticed how she is sort of fondling some cut-up mango pieces?

VINH: Sigh. Yeah, here we go again. Is this another gender thing? Because I am done with that.

Me: Well, no. Not that. I mean – yeah, it is pretty sick how we are invited to think of her "loving" (if you know what I mean) that mango. Just so, we’ll get horny and buy some super-sweet, mango concoction for 20 bucks. Why does she look ready to fuck a bunch of mango pieces? She is not a girl-mango piece; she is human.

VINH: Can we move on?

Me: Yeah sure. That’s not what I meant anyway.

VIMH: Well, what is it then?

Me: Well, look at her hand. See that yellow mango juice dripping down her hand like that.

VIMH: Oh My God! Sick!

Me: Exactly! It looks Urine-cal, man!

VIMH: hehehe..

3 Comments leave one →
  1. malupocha permalink
    April 1, 2010 8:06 pm

    that girl is ohhh is it priyanka chopra..i have seen the ad on TV..its a bit weird na?

  2. April 1, 2010 10:45 pm

    This is hilarious.

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