I didn’t know I would react like this to orange
I knew I was being overly irritable when the lady at the store annoyed me by wearing play-doh orange sweater. Don’t get me wrong — wearing that shade of orange is wrong. But matters got strange when I took her wardrobe choice as a personal affront. But how could she have known that she would appear in front of me today with that particular orange? She couldn’t have. So it wasn’t a conspiracy to pain me. I guess.