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Blank Auditorium Productions

March 6, 2013

It’s almost time

Who does this idea belong to?

Crunch. Munch.


Need food. Hungry, man.

*blank stare*

You are not moving the mountain stone by stone. You are just carrying the stones up the same mountain, you damn fool.

“Ladies and Gentlemen — Can I please have your attention?”





*Non-blank stare*

*blank stare*




It’s started.

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer.
Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You’re the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn’t Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain’t speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

*blank stare*

*blank stare*

*blank stare*

Can the Real Slim-Shady please stand up?

Sit down, what’d you doing?

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